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Grimm Tales of Terror: Back to School

Hard Times

Satire

Them Crooked Vultures Shocked To Learn About Dave Grohl’s Other Band

Math Rock Waiter Doesn’t Mind If You Split the Check

Neo-Liberal Mayor Paints Anti-Homeless Spikes For Pride

How I Drove Up Rents In My Neighborhood By Painting Wings On A Wall

Punk Dad Disgusted Men’s Room Doesn’t Have a Changing Table to Do Coke Off Of

Bill Murray Showed Up to My Wedding, Sang With the Band, Danced With the Bride, and Will Kill a Hostage Every Hour Until His Demands Are Met

Gen X Man 100% Feminist Unless Someone Mentions Courtney Love

Idiot Audience Member Sings Along Even When Singer Isn’t Pointing Mic At Them

Groom Spends First Dance Gazing Longingly at Wedding Band’s Pedal Board

Millennial Can’t Afford Mid-Life Crisis

Toddlers Go On Strike After Dino-Shaped Chicken Nugget Recall

Ambitious Black Metal Band Visits U.S. To Burn Down Megachurch

All Of Matt Skiba’s New Alkaline Trio Songs Are About Aliens And Masturbation For Some Reason

So, Is There a Mrs. Brightside?

How To Support Your Local Scene When Your Local Scene Is Just Dueling Steely Dan Cover Bands

Help! Jesus Took the Wheel and Is Hogging the Aux

How To Support Your Local Scene When Your Local Scene Is Just Dueling Steely Dan Cover Bands

Ska Dad Thrilled to Get Another Tie for Father’s Day

I Don’t Regret My ’90s Barcode Tattoo Because It’s the Manager’s Override At CVS

We Look Back on Billy Joel’s “River of Dreams” Because Dad Picked Me up at the Airport

Slow Burn Indie Horror Has Actually Been Paused For 40 Minutes

12 Kinds Of Girl Scout Cookies My Dealer’s Kid Keeps Pushing On Me, Ranked

I Took the Skinheads Bowling and Now I’m Banned From the Milford Family Fun Center

Cherished Mix CD Revealed as “Garden State” Soundtrack

Different Member of Paramore Recognized

New Guitarist Doesn’t Take Punk Band’s Last Name

Poser In CBGB Shirt Has Never Been To Urban Outfitters

10 Reasons Why Tool Fans Are Smarter Than You, According To Me, A Tool Fan

Who Rescued Who? I Adopted an Aggressive Dog To Avoid Talking to Neighbors

Nonfiction

Every The Replacements Album Ranked Worst to Best

Every Fishbone Album Ranked From Worst To Best

The 10 Best Ska Music Videos That Will Inspire Your Summer Wardrobe and Get You Beat Up By Jocks

10 Ska Songs Used in Movies to Remind You That Your Ska Phase Wasn’t That Long Ago and You Need to Burn Some Old Photos

The Best Needle Drops of Social Distortion’s “Story Of My Life” Because Hollywood is Full of Posers Who Only Know a Couple Punk Songs

Remember New Jack Swing? No? Then You Probably Won’t Do Well on This New Jack Swing Quiz I Worked Hard On

Wizard Entertainment

End Of The Bench Sports

13 New Year's Sports Resolutions for 2024

Daryl Hall To Replace John Oates With Gritty

Customers Outraged as Brewery Prioritizes Stanley Cup Finals Over Board Game Night

Terrible Father Branches Out To Be Terrible Soccer Coach

The 11 Most American Things About Sports

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